So I saw a Big Red Dog thing.

"SaabLife, because Gripen" (runningtosweden)
08/14/2014 at 19:53 • Filed to: Brotruck

So how does one climb into something like this?

And only took up 2 spots.

DISCUSSION (26)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 19:56

Stupid, that's what that is.. Those tiny axles and such big wheels? That car'll never see anything but paved roads.

Alfalfa > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 19:57

His over-inflated ego allows him to float a few feet up to the door.

Crest > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 19:57

You don't climb into it. You levitate……..……atop power retractable running boards tho

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 19:57

He probably has a rope ladder. I hate that thing, what is the point of such extreme lift and tires on such a long wheelbase?

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 19:59

If you made a ricer this unsafe for other traffic on the road, you would be pulled from your car and beaten.

Axial > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:04

I so wish I could post images right now...

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Alfalfa
08/14/2014 at 20:05

*insert* Golf Clap . gif

1337HPMustang > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:07

at least he put on fender flares. Don't want to look stupid, ya know

jvirgs drives a Subaru > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:09

Kinja'd!!!

Im surprised it doesn't have the biggest pair of truck nutz to go with it

SaabLife, because Gripen > Axial
08/14/2014 at 20:14

Spot. On.

Just needs a dog driving.

lone_liberal > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:16

I believe the normal way of doing it is to take off your belt and use your enormous belt buckle as a grappling hook so you can pull yourself up in to the cab.

SaabLife, because Gripen > jvirgs drives a Subaru
08/14/2014 at 20:18

Once you've gone this bro, you can't settle for anything less than an anchor chain, off of the Battleship Missouri.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:20

Okay, is it just me or does he not have a driveshaft hooked up between the transfer case and the front axel?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:21

You enter the vehicle with This

Axial > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:28

I had totally forgotten about that part...

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
08/14/2014 at 20:29

I think it's there, it's just on a very steep angle.

leicester > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:45

a female friend once told my the only reason for a guy to own a jacked up truck was to look up a girl's skirt when she got in or out...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:49

Those axles would snap if he went over anything bigger than a speed bump.

speedygopher > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:51

Gotta wait for the elevator and hope it's not up on the higher floors.

Saracen > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 20:56

It's the latest contestant on the hot new game show sensation: "How Small Is My Wang?"

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 21:04

He uses a step ladder made out of his collection of penis pumps

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > BaconSandwich is tasty.
08/14/2014 at 21:15

Hmm, I would love it if it didn't have it though ;)

bhardoin > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 21:37

Totally awful. Should've been "Clifford the Big Red Dodge"

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/14/2014 at 22:07

Clifford the Big Red Motherfucker

Saf1 > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/15/2014 at 06:12

I was gonna say first foot between spokes open door then climb wheel but the door would block entry from front and the rear wheel is too far!! The driver is either an orangutan (actual orangutan/very tall like Clarkson the Orangutan as described by Hamster :P) or he installed a rear hatch so he can enter from the tailgate that possibly has a grab handle then a rear door like a picture of a concept car which I cannot find (think of a reverse Maserati 75h anniversary edition :D)

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > SaabLife, because Gripen
08/15/2014 at 16:28

God I hate Dick Cepek DC-2's. Seems like everyone around here runs them, and they don't even look that good.

Here I am, complaining everyone uses them, and I have Cragar steelies haha